An upclose with lwumingl. Fact or Myth?

In view of the latest headline regarding suspicious character lurking on xth floor, I managed to get up close with the person involved, lwumingl. This is what we got from the interview:

siosio: So Mr lwumingl, lately people have seen u walking along the xth floor. What do u have to defend urself.

lwumingl: oh, i was just trying to give money back to the nice ladies on xth level. So happen that people, on the (x-1)th level was trying to peep on the xth level and got my photo, saying i am a underwear stealer, a (JedI - ed) leader and a lousy guitarist.

1.) i need so many undergarment for what??? make bedsheet or blanket of different colour??? Siao bo. That will like make the room so damn smelly. Seriously, I dun even need 1 pair of it. Think if really someone lose undergarment, the prime suspect might be Mr Sinus. Residents have sighted him naked with 2 boobs hanging. Possible he have been wearing push up bra to bed every night.

2.)(JedI - ed) leader?? (JedI - ed) leader i dunno where but cheerleader, x and x+1 level got a few.
Do i look like a muslim to u?? certainly not.
Halai? I like bwa gua. I dun eat halai bwa gua.

3.) Bad guitar skill depicted by Resident Evil? "OH mine, he played not so good but not so lousy, at least no one is complaining him to the Hall Office regarding his guitar skill." said The Girl Next Door, Elisa Curtbert.


Finally, Life = fortunate event + unfortunate event. -----1
Life Scandal = 1% truth + 99% spices. -----------2
So substituting 1 into 2, we get
(fortunate event + unfortunate event) scandal = 1% truth + 99% spices.
Hence we get fortunate event scandal + unfortunate event scandal = 1% truth + 99% spices.
getting caught on level x is a unfortunate event story=1, while fortunate event = 0.
So 0+ 1 unfortunate event story = 1% truth + 99% spices.
Based on this equation, i must urge everyone not to believe it.