
Now that our comms hall has started charging, we wonder what else is in stall for poor hostalites in time to come? Our reporters take a look at other possible revenues of income Hall office might implement in the near future.
1. Pay-per-use Hot Water..
Ever wonder why our hot water is often running out in the toilets? Maybe we'll soon see coin slots beside the hot water knob soon. Plunk in 50 cents for a 5 min rinse, and our dear Kevin will probably go bankrupt by the end of the semester... (lucky he grad liao)
2. Book your seat.
When the exam period nears, finding a free workspace in the study room can be as rare as seeing Felix mop his room. They could start charging usage per hour per table space, employing "foreign talents" to manage the booking system and regulate the study room. When time is up, better clear your barang barang before they clear it for you!
3. Corridor charging.
Since everyone has been using the corridors as extra shelf space, we might soon have to rent it from hall office. Land prices are going up and there's sure to be a jackpot of rent waiting to be hauled in.
1 tile $10/mth? Better start living frugally like Monks and Nuns i say...
That's all for now, and keep your wacky ideas for increasing revenue coming in. Who knows, you might be the next Hall officer to implement all these changes!!
1 year bonus for you!!
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008
Money no enuff...
Posted by Uyihz at 3:35 PM
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