Lost in Translation

I have been waking up everymorning at 10 just to make sure that I do not miss any call from companies that I apply job to. At least when I answer the call, I wont sound sleepy and retarded. So for the past 1 week, I have not received any call. Then this morning, I overslept and kept dreaming that today is sunday.

Suddenly, my phone rang ( my ringtone is the high pitch voice of a rooster , very irritating )... super kanchiong , somemore it was private number .... i thought "wah siao liao just wake up"

Chinese Caller : ###$$%@#&*())!!()&~&_+!!!!!!! ( translate to english : Good Morning , may i know if you speak chinese?).

Sleepy Freddie : Sorry , could you speak English ? I dont understand you.

Chinese Caller : Hi , do you speak chinese ?

Sleepy Freddie : No.

Chinese Caller : #### %%$# !!!!! ( translate to english : Sorry , bye bye ).

Confused Freddie : ?????