Excuse me, are you studying for quiz?

A student's life is often peppered with unavoidable occurances. One of which is a mildly dreaded quiz. The simple 4 letter word strikes fear into the hearts of even the most hardworking mugger and hardcore slacker alike.
Here are some events that follow quiz week...

1. Supper

The law of studying states that
no food = cannot think.
But beware, for the converse is also true that with too much food, brain cannot function.
Food >>> Studying, Brain => Sleep, Food => Fat

2. KPKB (cry father cry mother)

Studying takes a toll on us all, no matter of you get A or F, the process of studying is often not enjoyable which in turn raises our mental stress meter. How to relief stress? Complain lor.. Complain this, complain that.. suddenly as your fellow mates alike share the same sentiments, the overall effects of stress seem to lessen.
Study = Effort + Stress, (-1)Stress = Complain ^n (n = no. of complain king/queens)

3. Studying efficiency

As the quiz date draws nearer, we somehow also experience an exponential increase in mental capacity. Things that we could not comprehend just hours ago start to make sense. (could also be due to hallucination). While panic and excitement sets in, adrenaline will give you the added boost to heighten our sensory capabilities.
Mental capacity = K exp ^ n (K = original capacity, n =no. days since started studying)

So stock up on your Ginko biloba and omega 3, and have fun studying for your quizzes. Remember, a quiz can be an enjoyable experience.. only if you get an A. ;o)