Romeo oh Romeo, where fore art thou Romeo

By Special Correspondent

In light of the recent announcement of triple-sharing rooms in NTU hostels, some residents are already trying out the new system, in anticipation of the inevitable next semester.

One such person is lwumingl (not his real name). He is often seen walking up to xth floor in the middle of the night, although xth floor is strictly for female residents only.

While many suspect that he is the new underwear thief, he has denied the charge, saying that he has no use for 252 pieces of lacy undergarments - just one nice pair would do.

Residents are left speculating on the purpose of his regular visits on the 5th floor (not the real floor).

lwumingl is believed to be acting alone, and does not walk with a limp. he is not known to be armed, although he is famous for torturing residents' eardrums with his "superb" guitar skills.

"He thinks he is playing Guitar Hero for real," said Resident Evil. "I can't stand him when he is playing his damn guitar. I rather move in with an AT."

Anyone with information of this mysterious resident, please do not bother to call 999, they will think that you are damn bo liao, and you would probably replace mas selamat at whitley road.

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